I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.
Anthony JeselnikAn offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
Anthony JeselnikI feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
Anthony JeselnikI do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do.
Anthony Jeselnik