One of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed themselves, or making a joke about some horrible tragedy - I love being able to fight for and get on TV. I just think it's so different.

I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about to tell the people who work for me that they didn't have jobs anymore because I wasn't going to delete a stupid tweet.

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

I wish my family had taken more pictures when I was growing up. Instead of always having to draw everything.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.