One of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed themselves, or making a joke about some horrible tragedy - I love being able to fight for and get on TV. I just think it's so different.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.

Every year I volunteer at a hospital on Thanksgiving, deep-frying turkeys in the children's burn unit. I do it just to see the looks on their little "faces."

Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.

My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.