I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family knew she was just trying to stop civil rights.

That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.