Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.
Anthony JeselnikYou'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.
Anthony JeselnikWhen my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
Anthony JeselnikPerhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.
Anthony Jeselnik