I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.

With comics, you always talk about a big break, but there are a lot of big breaks in your life and not one of them makes a big difference.

The world is full of horrible things.

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.

I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.

I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.