I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.
I'll be very busy, which is all I need.
When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.
It's impossible for me to hear the words quadruple murder suicide without thinking of my grandparents.
Childhood obesity affects all pedophiles.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.