I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I never have anything to talk about.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.