I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I never have anything to talk about.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.