Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.