Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I never have anything to talk about.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.