Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.