I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.