I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

I never have anything to talk about.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.