I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.