I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.