When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.