People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.