Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Art BuchwaldIf you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Art BuchwaldThis is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.
Art BuchwaldAnd Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.
Art Buchwald