Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.