Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.