Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.