The things that matter most are not things.

I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.