I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.
Art BuchwaldI don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.
Art BuchwaldAscot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
Art Buchwald