Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
Art BuchwaldEvery time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
Art BuchwaldThe buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
Art Buchwald