Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Art BuchwaldWhile my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school.
Art BuchwaldAny company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
Art Buchwald