As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.