As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.

On the whole I woke up in the morning and was happy to be alive.

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.