As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

The best things in life aren't things.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.