I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him.

... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.