A writer who can't write in a grammerly manner better shut up shop.

Let's have the Union restored as it was, if we can; but if we can't, I'm in favor of the Union as it wasn't.

The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin his.

It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.

Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith!

One of the principal features of my entertainment is that it contains so many things that don't have anything to do with it.

The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!.... G. Washington never slopt over.