It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.

Trouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go away.

Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith!

One of the principal features of my entertainment is that it contains so many things that don't have anything to do with it.

The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin his.

I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.

I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of hotels.