Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith!
Artemas WardTrouble will come soon enough, and when he does come receive him as pleasantly as possible. The more amiably you greet him, the sooner he will go away.
Artemas WardIt is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.
Artemas Ward