Imagine for a moment Napoleon I, to have borne the name of Jenkins, or Washington to have sustained the appellation of John Smith!

We wish genius and morality where affectionate companions, but it is a fact that they are often bitter enemies. They don't necessarily coalesce any more than oil and water do.

The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!.... G. Washington never slopt over.

It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.

One of the principal features of my entertainment is that it contains so many things that don't have anything to do with it.

A writer who can't write in a grammerly manner better shut up shop.

The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin his.