If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.