[History is] petrified imagination.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.