If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

[History is] petrified imagination.