A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.