A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

[History is] petrified imagination.

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.