About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.