[History is] petrified imagination.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.