A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.