If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.