If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
[History is] petrified imagination.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.