If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

[History is] petrified imagination.