I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.