I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.
Arthur SmithAbout every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?
Arthur SmithIf you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.
Arthur SmithI see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.
Arthur Smith