The best way to prepare for a night out with a Shakespearean tragedy is to do a bit of reading up in the afternoon, eat a light supper - perhaps Welsh rarebit - and then arrive early to do some stretching exercises in the foyer before curtain-up.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

Every generation of children has its private hero.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.