If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.
The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.
My eyebrows could do with a trim.
Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.
Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.