If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.