An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.