An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.