Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.