It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.