My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.