The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.
I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.
I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.
Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.
The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.