It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.