It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.