Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.