Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.