Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.