Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?