Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.
The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.
I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.
The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.