Every generation of children has its private hero.
The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.
I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.
It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.