It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.