The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.