The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.