Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.