An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.
Arthur SmithNinety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
Arthur SmithIt was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.
Arthur SmithAbout every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?
Arthur Smith