It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.
Arthur SmithNinety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.
Arthur SmithAbout every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?
Arthur SmithThe history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.
Arthur Smith