Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.