Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body