Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.