I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.