I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.